CSI: PALM CITY
The 42-year-old man went home and discovered dung on the doormat.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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April 24, 2012
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That article is so well written! "poop plop", "behind the incident", "sneaking up from two Dumpsters"...really special composition.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 24, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Dung on the Doormat obviously WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Dmentd | April 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Ding Dung, the new flamin' poop prank?
Be careful, because ya can get burned and arrested.
Posted by: funny man | April 24, 2012 at 10:31 AM
dung on my doormat
pain in my heart
cause of you
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 24, 2012 at 10:34 AM
well, since the kid is behind this prank, i'm guessing he wont be sitting on his for a while...
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2012 at 10:43 AM
There's a country music song here someplace.
Posted by: Clankie | April 24, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Rap version:
♪The dung, the dung
the dung is on fire,
Ring da bell, run like hell,
the dung is on fire!♪
Posted by: funny man | April 24, 2012 at 12:19 PM
The "reporter" certainly seems to be a bit obsessed with the age of principal characters in the story ... um ... I dunno ... merely wonderin' whut that indicates as a personality disorder ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 24, 2012 at 02:33 PM
How come you never hear about girls doing this stuff?
I rest my case.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 24, 2012 at 02:37 PM
The Beatles' version:
Once there was some dung,
On my front doormat.
Once there was some dung,
In my front door.
Posted by: max | April 24, 2012 at 02:47 PM
Did they ever say how old the home owner was?
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 24, 2012 at 03:45 PM
Yah, he wuz the "42" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 24, 2012 at 05:23 PM
The postman rings once.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 24, 2012 at 06:13 PM
That had to of smelled good after they set it on fire.
Posted by: Theresa | April 24, 2012 at 06:21 PM
42: Life, the universe, and dung.
Posted by: Ralph | April 25, 2012 at 01:51 AM
My baby dung gone and left me.
My baby dung gone.
Posted by: SW | April 25, 2012 at 03:47 AM
Actually, a quick look at Wikipedia will tell you that Lief The Confused, a Norwegian adventurer of the fourth century, discovered the small hamlet of Dung on the Doormat, somewhere in the south of England, during one of his frequent dirty weekends away from the wife. It's sad that his contributions to geography are so widely neglected.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 25, 2012 at 09:39 AM