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April 13, 2012

CLASSY

Drunken man urinates on plates and tableware

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Was this at a Chinese dumpling place in NYC?

Where is Port Orchard? (I'm gonna start asking this question forever, until these obscure little places in the world start identifyin' at least which continent it is that they're located at. I'm a bit tired of this "We're so famous, everyone knows where and WHO(M?) we are!" attitude ...)

/end morning rant-curmudgeonliness ... goes to prepare another cup of coffe ...

Besides all that ... they wuzn't able to wash the dishes, and (mebbe at least) donate 'em to sum sorta charity? Or sell 'em at a Major (HORRORS!) Discount?

I am shocked, shocked...that it wasn't at Walmart.

i hear there's a sale on cocktail glasses

Which validates my theory that MM3 would make a great video game. Inside of war games, you'd have pissing...
oh never mind, too much alike...

Bone china?

More proof of enhanced problem solving skills with alcohol.

Speakin' of such ... y'all've heard the tales of a little kid "doin' his bidness" in the display models of various bathroom stools in the store?

Don't bother checkin' Snopes on it ... one of my grandsons actually did it ... (#1 only, IIRC)

His dad wuz kinda pis ... um ... irritated ... becuz he got to clean it up ...

OtheU...

Port Orchard is just about 15 miles from where we live.
Sorta the Tacoma WA suburbs....

I've been in that store. Nothing "high end" about it. Pricey yes, high end? Just....no.

Wolfie ... tnx ... tho I think y'all catch my drift on the (usual) lack of geographical ID in most links to various media outlets ... Salem would be a good example, I think I heard once that there's a Salem in every state (or not, in Nodak it's actually NEW Salem, but y'all get my point) ... merely irks me that unless there's sum contextual clues in the story its ownself, I mebbe don't even know which hemisphere the event bein' described has happened ... I'm picky that way ... kinda like to have at least an idea of where I'm learnin' about whut them folks do fer entertainment ...

And ... as to yer "high end" observation ... in a sumwhut similar manner, I've noted in more than one novel by a favorite author, he mentions "Chicago Cutlery(TM)" ... and comments by the cops or whomever, indicate that it's a "pricey" line ... medium-pricey, IMHO, but whut he does NOT mention is that it's kinda well-known for NOT holding an edge very long ... easily remedied with a good steel, but there's a lotta stuff on the market today that's equal or better to the brand ... merely sayin', based on personal experience ...

Yeah, I've had some of that "Chicago" stuff that rusted apparently before I got it home.
I decided if that was the quality it was, pi$$ on it.
Is that a siren I hear?

Oh, it's perty decent stuff, Steve ... as long as one keeps a steel handy to dress the edge every few minutes ... I'm merely sayin' that IMH-BC-O, there's better stuff out there ... at less cost ... it's kinda a "status symbol" brand ... at least moreso than the stuff we see advertised on TV ...

HE'S RIGHT HERE, OFFICERS! I SAW HIM DAMAGIN' THE GOODS! HEY, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

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