BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW
Simon Cowell insist on black toilet paper
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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April 18, 2012
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But then how does he know if he's successfully wiped?
Posted by: wiredog | April 18, 2012 at 02:54 PM
wiredog, that was my first thought too.
Posted by: A Facebook User | April 18, 2012 at 03:34 PM
If he's trying to color coordinate,shouldn't it be brown?
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 18, 2012 at 03:58 PM
'Simon Cowell insist...'
please don't tell me there's more than one
Posted by: ligirl | April 18, 2012 at 04:01 PM
Where, exactly, does one buy black toilet paper?
Unused, that is.
Posted by: Steve | April 18, 2012 at 04:06 PM
He's quite the ugly bird himself.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 18, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Yeah, Cheese' ... and y'all know that birds usually poop a whitish "deposit" ... so, that's why he want black TP ... so he can see the results ...
Whut?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 18, 2012 at 04:54 PM
If he doesn't get it, he begins assaulting people with toilet plungers!
Posted by: Dan S. | April 18, 2012 at 04:54 PM
Well. My life is complete with this knowledge.
*gets in handbasket*
I didn't even know there was such a thing as black toilet paper.
Posted by: telecom | April 18, 2012 at 06:45 PM
Simon says...ick?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 19, 2012 at 12:23 AM