AND PEOPLE SAY KIDS TODAY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ISSUES

Justin Bieber's crazy fans have given his penis a nickname -- Jerry -- and it's been trending on Twitter all week.

Comments

[O the Umanity]

Our young people ... the hope of the future ...

We're doomed ...

[Omniskeptic]

I don't think this blog has any moral stand to take when it comes to naming penises.

[Punkin]

I refuse to have anything to do with the Biebers' penis.

I mean, that's an issue I won't be handling.

*sigh*

[Cheesewiz]

Jerry's kids?

[Punkin]

I propose we name the "underlings" Itchy & Scratchy.
All in favor?

[nursecindy]

Count me in Punkin. I wonder what this guy calls his?

[Dan S.]

If Jerry is trending up for more than four hours, however, he should see a doctor.

[Betsy]

And if he's around long enough, his fans can name his prostate.

[Theresa]

Some young people do the strangest things.

[Horace LaBadie]

That's too familiar for strangers. It's name is Gerald.

[random thunking]

When I was a teenager (back in the 70's) I named mine Mitt. I even had "Mitt" tattooed on Mitt. Mitt was my pride, and her joy. Now Mitt is kind of creepy, going gray, and not nearly as relialbe. But the thought of Mitt being in the Ovum Orafice keeps me going.

I know, way TMI. Deal with it.

[manual tomato]

Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better better better better better better Whooooooooo

na na na na na na na
na na na na hey Jerry

[manual tomato]

I've got so much honey the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
Well I'd guess you'd say,
What can make me feel this way?
My Jerry,
My Jerry,
My Jerry,
Talking bout my Jerry.
My My Jerry!

[ubetcha]

NC - I don't think that guy has one.

[ubetcha]

NC - I don't think that guy has one.

[O the Umanity]

n'cin' ... tnx fer that link ... woken me up ...

HOWever ... are ya sure he has one?

How duz u know?

[Horace LaBadie]

My only interest is in protection from any such issues.

[funny man]

Beiber has a penis? Are you sure? Can we get a medical affidavit to that effect?

I wish him luck, in any case, as he and Jerry star on
that other Jerry's show, called Stringer? Jerry and Jerry have a lot in common, IYKWIM.

[Elon]

Way TMI, thunking. I never really thought about naming mine anything. Seems like a weird thing to do, if you ask me.

[Wolfsong]

I tend to think of him as a giant Ken doll.
Less likely to mess with my digestion.

[Curtis E Flush]

Looong ago, a girlfriend named mine Gregory Pecker, cause it was always acting up.

[Curtis E Flush]

'Course, now it mostly answers to "Urinator".

[PirateBoy]

The actually nickname?

"Shorty".

[Elon]

I thought it was "li'l squirt"

[O the Umanity]

Once, the biggest flirt (and most eager gossiper) in school wuz walkin' past the locker room when one of the guys went out ... I wuz between the shower and the locker area, and din't have my towel properly arranged ... she wuz starin' straight at me, until the door went closed ...

I wuz really nervous about whut the stories would be the next day in study hall ... but I din't need to worry ...

She couldn't stop laffin' long enuf to think of a nickname ...

[Ralph]

Is his ass named Ben?

[Steve]

Cindy: Lonesome George?