WE HAVE *GOT* TO BAN THOSE THINGS
Myrtle Beach couple charged after domestic incident with inflatable hammer
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)
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April 30, 2012
YEEPERS
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SUNSCREEN
FL Motel Goes All-Nude to Boost Bottom Line
(Thanks to Rob Simbeck and Jeffrey Brown)
OLYMPIC PREVIEW
'THERE WERE NO CHARGES AGAINST THE DOG'
THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER THEY PRODUCED 30,000 VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
30,000 bees found in New Jersey attic
(Thanks to The Perts)
MEANWHILE IN INTERNATIONAL FINANCE
Bath Giant Fred Kempster's underwear sells for £550
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
WHO AMONG US HAS NOT BEEN TEMPTED?
Boy urinates on school computers, causes $36,000 in damages, Upper Allen police say
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
SUGAR VALLEY NIGHTLIFE REPORT
When the manager asked to see his identification, he couldn’t provide his license. The manager asked Mills and the other person to leave several times before Mills stood up, pulled down his pants and walked out. He was arrested later at Checkers.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
MEN:
Do not click here.
(Thanks to mrindoodah)
AND IT'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
MOVE OVER, MAGIC KINGDOM
There is no place on earth more wondrous than the Southern Pines Creation Museum, Fudge Shop, Taxidermy Hall of Fame, Christian Bookstore and Farm Implement Museum.
It's a small world after all...
The sign over this uncharacteristically uncluttered display says "IN THIS CASE WE HAVE DISPLAYED ALL THE CREDIBLE EVIDENCE OF EVOLUTION."
Note the pitchforks overhead. (Get it? Over HEAD?)
These are a few of my favorite things...
In case that's not temptation enough, at the next doorway there's a huge coffin-shaped box with this sign above it. (No, we didn't open it. Duh. How could we be posting if we had?)
Of course, no Creation Museum would be complete without The World's Largest Beanie Baby.
(Many thanks to my friend Greg S., whose last name must remain unblogged because... it's a small town. And they have the box.)
WHEW
Conundrum frozen cows to be sawed
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
NEVER MIX THE TWO
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Australian billionaire to build Titanic II
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
LIKE YOUR MESSAGE COULD BE: 'BOO!'
DeadSocial is a service that taps in to your Facebook, Twitter and Google+ accounts, allowing you to add messages to a private calendar that can be distributed on your networks after you die.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
