Dave Barry's Blog

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOUR BOSOM IS RINGING

A bra for stashing your phone is Seattle startup innovation

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man charged with criminal mischief after headbutting a patrol car

(Thanks to funny man)

MEANWHILE IN THE HELLHOLE THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:44 p.m. Reportedly, an injured duck was being picked on by other ducks at Woodland Park.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE SAW THE OVEN-READY IGUANAS OPEN FOR KISS

A Las Vegas man who tried to sneak 115 oven-ready iguanas into the United States from Mexico has been sentenced to two years in prison for illegally importing the reptiles, authorities said on Thursday.

(Thanks to Ralph)

STAND TALL, MaP

Unlike some other toilet testing organizations, MaP testing protocols and processes are entirely transparent.

(Thanks to jon harris)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COCKTAIL SAUCE

Giant cannibal shrimp invasion growing

(Thanks to ScottMGS, Bill Hudgins, Larry from London, Dan Barr, David Emery and Tom Kopec, who saw them open for the Doobie Brothers)

TMI

"I promise you, the president has a big stick.”

(Thanks to jon harris)

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SECRET SERVICE

Why ‘the sex life of the screwworm’ deserves taxpayer dollars

(Thanks to jon harris)

IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TONGS BECOME INVOLVED

An Albuquerque hot dog vendor faces a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after police say he rammed his food cart into a competitor.

(Thanks to jon harris)

CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE

Kesha has posted a picture of herself urinating in the street.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

A FLORIDA MARINE LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Coeur d'Alene man drives boat onto land, crashes into tree

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)