Dave Barry's Blog

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

An Idaho man has been charged with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the "moonwalk" at gunpoint.

(Thanks to jon harris, Craig Roberts and Chuck Cody)

ADVISORY TO NAKED ROMANIAN MOTORCYCLE RIDERS:

Wear a helmet.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AND PEOPLE SAY KIDS TODAY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ISSUES

Justin Bieber's crazy fans have given his penis a nickname -- Jerry -- and it's been trending on Twitter all week.

THE NEWS FROM UDHAGAMANDALAM

A two-foot long snake in a Kerala tourist's handbag created a flutter in a hotel in Udhagamandalam today.

This has been the news from Udhagamandalam.

THANKS, DUDE

Goodwill scores marijuana bong in donations

(Thanks to Mat Filar)

WHO AMONG US CAN SAY HE NEVER LOST TRACK OF 298 PRIUSES?

Have you ever bought a brand new cars only to forget where you put it? How about 300 of them? Probably not – unless you're Miami-Dade County, which was recently reunited with 298 vehicles it bought brand new between 2006 and 2007.

(Thanks to Tal E)