Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS IN MONTPELIER ALL ALONG

That elusive sexual will-o'-the-wisp, the G spot, has been found. It just wasn't where anyone had looked.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Wolfsong)

THIS IS REALLY INTEREZZZZZZZZZ

The not-so-exciting story of how a Scottish village called Dull became twinned with a U.S. town called Boring

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU GO, GIRL

A pensioner from Stockholm, Margareta Winberg, took her place at the top table at government headquarters along with ministers, ex-ministers, diplomats and high ranking officials in a banquet marking the big three-day environmental conference taking place in the Swedish capital. However, there was one problem: the wrong Margareta Winberg had been invited.

(Thanks to Johan in Sweden)

HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CONDITIONER

Hair weave thief crashes U-Haul into beauty supply store

(Thanks to jon harris)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

Booger bodyguards? How mucus keeps you healthy

(Thanks to manual tomato)

HEY, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

HOOKSETT, N.H. -- A teen driver who pointed a flare gun at another driver ended up firing a flare into his own car, police said.

(Thanks to Poker and Unholy Slacker)

THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Arlington County Honors Nine 2012 Notable Trees

(Thanks to Ryan Young, who says, quote, "Unbeleafable.")

NOOOOOOOOOOO

The Kardashians have signed a $40 million deal for three more seasons of their E! reality show

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who asks, "Where is Homeland Security?")

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

An Arizona man filed a complaint with police saying a flight attendant "rudely" woke him up by tapping his knee with a magazine.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

VIETNAMESE STOCK REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Vietnamese Stock Report.

HMM

Investigators are trying to determine the cause of a fire that destroyed a business called Smoker’s Heaven in Aulac Sunday night.

(Thanks to The Perts)