Dave Barry's Blog

SOMEBODY IS NOT GETTING LUCKY ANY TIME SOON

Hunter thinks he hears a pig, shoots his girlfriend

(Thanks to Ellie Brecher, jon harris and bill Hudgins)

FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT GUYS ARE NOT FAR REMOVED FROM SALAMANDERS

When men see lady in red, they think she'll hop into bed

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

CLEANUP ON AISLE SEVEN

Human torso shipped to BJ's Wholesale Club in Massachusetts

(Thanks to queensbee)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now: Exploding deer.

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

IT'S GETTING SO A MAN CAN'T EVEN DRIVE HIS LAWNMOWER INTO A CLUB

After a few more at the club, Cavanagh got back on his mower, rode around the car park and attempted to ride the mower into the club before being told to leave by security about midnight on March 31.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)