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April 17, 2012

WHERE THE HELL IS THE NATIONAL GUARD?

Strike threat at Hostess could kill off Twinkies

(Thanks to queensbee and jon harris)

'I HAVE TO BUY A HOUSE THERE'

Kim Kardashian Wants to be Mayor of Glendale, California

(Thanks to Ms. Flukey)

VENUS ALSO TOOK EVASIVE ACTION

Pilot sends plane into dive after mistaking Venus for oncoming plane

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

BY WHOM?

Urine May Not Be As Sterile As Once Thought

(Thanks to funny man)

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE OREGON STATE HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

How do you move a bunch of frozen cows stuck inside a cabin at 11,000 feet?

(Thanks to Claire Martin, funny man and jon harris)

STARCATCHER UPDATE

Because, you know, it's been awhile since anyone mentioned it.

SHE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Police handcuff Ga. kindergartner for tantrum

(Thanks to R & L Stevenson)

GET BEHIND THEM

Team Buttocks.

Related item here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NORWAY:

Land of Passion.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

EATING BREAKFAST?

Do not click here.

("Thanks" to Joe in Japan)

MORE 'STARCATCHER,' IF YOU CAN STAND IT

Here's the Miami Herald report on opening night.

A FLORIDA LICENSE...

...is on the way.

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(Thanks to Bill Moore)

SUPERB WHEN PAIRED WITH CHEEZ-ITS

Cannabis wine, dude.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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