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April 14, 2012

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE...

...you can have a beer next door to a cool Broadway play.


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CLOSE THOSE BLINDS

Auroras on Uranus Spotted by Hubble Telescope

(Thanks to ligirl)

CHICAGO SOCIAL NOTE

Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE HEMISPHERES

Men horny in autumn, women in spring

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

DINING OUT GUIDE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Dining Out Guide.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

NO PROBLEM, AS LONG AS THEY HOLD THE CEREMONY IN 1978

London 2012 organisers wanted Keith Moon to play at Olympics ceremony

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Maybe they can get Jimi Hendrix instead.")

IT'S GOOD FOR SENIORS TO STAY ACTIVE

Granny, 73, 'supplied marijuana to entire town and ran lucrative four-state drug ring'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Betsy)

AFTER WHICH THEY ALL WERE ISSUED FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Emperor penguins counted from space

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

 
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