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April 14, 2012
CLOSE THOSE BLINDS
Auroras on Uranus Spotted by Hubble Telescope
(Thanks to ligirl)
CHICAGO SOCIAL NOTE
Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
MAYBE WE NEED TO CHANGE HEMISPHERES
Men horny in autumn, women in spring
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
DINING OUT GUIDE
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Dining Out Guide.
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
NO PROBLEM, AS LONG AS THEY HOLD THE CEREMONY IN 1978
London 2012 organisers wanted Keith Moon to play at Olympics ceremony
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Maybe they can get Jimi Hendrix instead.")
IT'S GOOD FOR SENIORS TO STAY ACTIVE
Granny, 73, 'supplied marijuana to entire town and ran lucrative four-state drug ring'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Betsy)
AFTER WHICH THEY ALL WERE ISSUED FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Emperor penguins counted from space
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
