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April 13, 2012

TO COMMEMORATE THE GLOWING DINOSAURS THAT MADE THE NATION WHAT IT IS TODAY

Canada issues glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter

(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)

THIS MIGHT ALSO WORK WITH SMALL CHILDREN

Smurf the hamster gets stuck to cage with magnet

(Thanks to Amanda Lewanski)

WE BLAME GLOBAL WARMING

Zebra spotted (and striped) along interstate

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin said he barely escaped the wrath of four bears outside his Montpelier home Wednesday evening.

Montpelier!

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

OOPS

Man Pays For Pizza With Meth By Mistake

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

PETER AND THE STARCATCHER

The premiere is Sunday. The show has been getting some really nice  publicity, including this rave by Kathie Lee Gifford this morning on Today. (The Starcatcher part starts at 4:14.)

CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE

"Katy Perry farted on me once. She did a fart and ran away and said 'I just farted'," Sam said.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CLASSY

Drunken man urinates on plates and tableware

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Time to visit the SpudgunTechnology Center.

(Thanks to jon harris)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS WE DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT

Safe Sex for Seniors

(Thanks to Lani)

NOW HE'S GOING TO CLOG UP THE COURT SYSTEM

Man attempted to rob three banks with a toilet plunger

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and funny man)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Hamster back from the dead

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)

ON THE WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT

A Vietnamese bus driver drove more than a kilometer with a police officer clinging to the windshield.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

ALWAYS CARRY ONE

California Man Bitten By Rattlesnake, Strikes Back With Golf Club

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

YES, BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Should we be worried about cunning space dinosaurs?

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THE LEGO ICEBERG IS WAITING

Lego Titanic ready for launch

(Thanks to The Perts)

Related: Kate Winslet's 'Titanic 3D' breasts censored in China

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Jay Brandes)

A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES

Canadian bagpipe busking ban lifted

(Thanks to Justin Beland)

NEW YORK FINE DINING REPORT

Lawsuit: Cooks held dumplings like penises

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A GREEN, GLOWING WHALE

The Republican-American of Waterbury reports that a person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that a green, glowing object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into Bantam Lake.

(Thanks to R & L Stevenson and funny man)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Baboons can learn reading skills

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Authorities in Louisiana say a 6-foot alligator showed up at the front door of a Super 8 Motel outside Baton Rouge and bit a guest.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Peter Metrinko)

 
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