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April 12, 2012

NEWS YOU CAN USE

Caterpillars More Likely to Vomit Alone

(Thanks to Stuart Loucks)

IT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR US

Drinking Alcohol May Significantly Enhance Problem Solving Skills

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY TO RUSSIA

The driver was arrested after his car became wedged in an office.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TERROR WAFTS THROUGH THE STREETS OF THURMONT

300 packs of potpourri incense stolen from Thurmont gas station

(Thanks to Blunt Hobo)

WE'RE CALLING FOR A MASSIVE NATIONWIDE DEMONSTRATION FOR OR AGAINST THIS

Kourtney Kardashian Defends Decision to Dye Her Hair While Pregnant

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

IPAD ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the iPad Accessory of the Week.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

HOW TO GET MORE GUYS INTERESTED IN CLASSICAL MUSIC

This is how.

ADVISORY: Not safe for work, unless you work with a lot of guys.

(Thanks to Larry Martell)

 
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