Dave Barry's Blog

KEN IS A DEAD MAN

Killer Barbie hits the shelves as Mattel releases the first Hunger Games-inspired doll

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

CSI: WINDER

Winder Resident Reports Woman Used His Bathroom then Stole Meats from His Refrigerator

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

DUH

Invisible Man Fails to Appear

(Thanks to John Gregg)

FLATHEAD COUNTY FEVER: CATCH IT!

7:57 a.m. Someone called in worried about a young man who was sitting cross-legged next to a pile of vomit under the overpass in Evergreen.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Woman blamed party noises on ghost

(Thanks to Ralph)

ADVISORY

Tonight at 7 I'll be speaking at the the Performing Arts Center of Kent State University at Tuscarawas. ("Tuscarawas" is a Native American word meaning "We're Native Americans, and even we cannot pronounce this word.")

WHY THIS BLOG DOES NOT ATTEMPT DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECTS

Here's why.

Advisory: You will regret clicking on the link.

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Vancouver has banned bagpipes.

(Thanks to jon harris)