Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Guitar Pee

Video here.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Rich Alpin and Marc)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

Pants Full of Illegalities

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DINING UPDATE FROM FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:50 p.m. A woman reported that while she was enjoying her sandwich at an Idaho Street fast food restaurant, someone drove their truck into the building.

(Thanks to funny man)

SPEAKING OF PETER COTTONTAIL

Bad Easter Bunny Photos

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GERMANY IS ON THE VERGE OF SURRENDERING

Paris Mayor Combats Noisy Nightlife by Deploying Roving Squads of Mimes

(Thanks to Ralph)

LITERARY UPDATE

Snoop Dogg to release smokable book

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL

...having to be carried down the bunny trail.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

A FOOLPROOF PLAN

A man charged with attacking his roommate planned to wear a gorilla suit while attacking the Pittsburgh St. Patrick's Day Parade, investigators say.

(Thanks to funny man)

WE'RE SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Officers find parrots in man's pants

(Thanks to funny man)