Dave Barry's Blog

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHICH MAKES IT WAY MORE EXCITING THAN THE MASTERS

36 cars fall through ice at Wisconsin fishing tournament

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

GUESS THE STATE

Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)