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April 01, 2012

THOSE SOUND LIKE AIRTIGHT ALIBIS TO US

He told police that he was just looking for a pregnant horse, which was loose. She says she was just out looking for peat moss in order to decorate for a wedding, and wasn't wearing any shoes or a shirt while doing so.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

TRIBE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Tribe of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY

"I've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning" than winning the lottery."

(Thanks to jon harris and Jenny Kellner)

RECAP OF NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY

Apparently things got pretty wild.

 
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