YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED
Key West man accused of sitting on his cockatoo
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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March 07, 2012
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He's got how many?
Posted by: JG | March 07, 2012 at 02:06 PM
What's this world coming to when you can't sit on your own cockatoo?
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 07, 2012 at 02:26 PM
Would it be OK if he sat on someone else's cock
atoo?
Posted by: wiredog | March 07, 2012 at 02:34 PM
The bird is "rehabbing"?
Prolly why he wuz tryin' to sit on it ... din't wanna be embarrassed by a drunken/drugged fowl in public ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 07, 2012 at 02:35 PM
ya never know what a cockatoodle dude'll do
Posted by: ligirl | March 07, 2012 at 02:36 PM
Kutney was not wearing any underwear at that time
Well, no wonder he sat on his cockatoo. That happens. Especially on a hot day.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 07, 2012 at 02:40 PM
pooo boidie. watch out. it might get even with that human.
Posted by: queensbee | March 07, 2012 at 02:44 PM
I assume fowl play was suspected.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 07, 2012 at 02:48 PM
I tawt I Taw a puddy t.......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?
Posted by: Blunt Hobo | March 07, 2012 at 03:06 PM
Very territorial, this guy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 07, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Now playing, the theme from "Baretta", Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow.... And, speaking of Baretta, which I am, what kind of drugs were 'Huggy Bear' on?
When I was a young PirateLad, I watched a person give the bird to his teacher once. The end result, being lead out of the room by his ears, looked painful.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 07, 2012 at 04:02 PM
I've been to Mallory Square.
It reminded me of the Bridges to Babylon Tour when the guy in line ahead of me turned and said, "Boy, it sure is drunk out tonight".
Sounds like nothing has changed.
Posted by: Steve | March 07, 2012 at 05:38 PM
No, I've never had a parrot, but I have had a cockatoo.
Shades of Mae.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 07, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Another euphemism: "Sitting on his cockatoo."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 08, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Reminds me of the time I was riding the bus home from high school. One of the kids said to the driver, "Ms. Johnson, those boys are shooting birds out the back of the bus!" She pulled the bus over, stood up, and yelled, "You boys give me them things you shootin' them birds with!"
Needless to say, it caused a lot of hand-waving and hilarity.
Posted by: FLPeon | March 08, 2012 at 01:57 PM