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March 07, 2012

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED

Key West man accused of sitting on his cockatoo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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He's got how many?

What's this world coming to when you can't sit on your own cockatoo?

Would it be OK if he sat on someone else's cock
atoo?

The bird is "rehabbing"?

Prolly why he wuz tryin' to sit on it ... din't wanna be embarrassed by a drunken/drugged fowl in public ...

ya never know what a cockatoodle dude'll do

Kutney was not wearing any underwear at that time

Well, no wonder he sat on his cockatoo. That happens. Especially on a hot day.

pooo boidie. watch out. it might get even with that human.

I assume fowl play was suspected.

I tawt I Taw a puddy t.......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?

Very territorial, this guy.

Now playing, the theme from "Baretta", Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow.... And, speaking of Baretta, which I am, what kind of drugs were 'Huggy Bear' on?

When I was a young PirateLad, I watched a person give the bird to his teacher once. The end result, being lead out of the room by his ears, looked painful.

I've been to Mallory Square.
It reminded me of the Bridges to Babylon Tour when the guy in line ahead of me turned and said, "Boy, it sure is drunk out tonight".
Sounds like nothing has changed.

No, I've never had a parrot, but I have had a cockatoo.

Shades of Mae.

Another euphemism: "Sitting on his cockatoo."

Reminds me of the time I was riding the bus home from high school. One of the kids said to the driver, "Ms. Johnson, those boys are shooting birds out the back of the bus!" She pulled the bus over, stood up, and yelled, "You boys give me them things you shootin' them birds with!"

Needless to say, it caused a lot of hand-waving and hilarity.

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