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March 14, 2012

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Should extinct animals like the woolly mammoth be cloned?

(Thanks to The Perts)

Seems like a fine idea to this blog.

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It's all well and good UNTIL THEY START LEAVING MAMMOTH DROPPINGS ON YOUR LAWN!!

Mmmmmmmm..... Mammoth burgers......

Have we learned nothing? The last time we had dinosaurs and woolly mammoths hanging around they attracted a giant asteroid that hit the earth and destroyed everything! padraig, would you like fries with that?

I want mashed potatoes with mammoth gravy!

Think of all the new "markets" that will open up in Russia for woolly mammoths. And maybe, just maybe, Putin will be able to get that new "mammoth fur" hairpeice!

As long as it talks with Ray Ramano's voice.

Fine. But when Disney puts out a cuddly kids movie called " Air Mammoth ", just remember I warned you.

You act like Jurassic Park was a bad thing!

As foretold by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs back in ancient times....

Hmmm, "mostly extinct." Is that like be "mostly pregnant?"

Answer: Yes they should. We need more setups for the hoary old punch line of the "obscene clone fall."

Isaac Asimov came up with this once (sung to a well known tune):

O give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex

I realize the ditty above excludes nursecindy and other loyal female readers. Theirs goes:

O give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With an X chromosome changed to Y
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will still be a typical guy

We have enough trouble with rabbits aka long-eared rats.

LOL at "Air Mammoth".

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