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March 01, 2012

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

A man told a court how his estranged partner stabbed him in the buttock with a kitchen knife when he refused to help her prepare the food for their granddaughter’s christening party.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Bungalow injuries can be particularly painful

Hope she at least wiped off the knife before continuing with the food prep...

I don't know which is worse. Her stabbing him in the heinie with a knife or the fact she was serving pizza at a christening party.

Well, it wuzn't in Japan and the baptismal honoree wuz a girl ... so ... it couldn't have been unmarried bris ...

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife...ten times."

Double asshole.

"Because he was tired, and would be running the disco at the christening the next day, he went to bed at about 7.30pm, refusing all his ex girlfriend’s requests to help with the food."

Running the DISCO at a christening party? WTFBBQ?

She was going for the butt roast.

Her defense: "It wasn't a stabbing -- it was a buttock-enhancing injection!"

To-may-to, to-mah-to.

Living with your ex's is worse than hex's,
ans one of you may cease to be,
so I say..set em' free!

Oh, sorry, just working on a new song....

Jeff, you are my hero! I was going to post the same thing! *Squish*

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