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Time for a little folk music. Everybody now: "If I had hammer..."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 25, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Obviously he was very upset, as his girlfriend claimed that Reba broke Lorreta's record for top country albums by a woman, which she did. But he
wouldn't listen, and was so hammered he grabbed one...
elon, I thought same thing...shall we continue singing...
"...I'd hammer Reba down.."
Posted by: funny man | March 25, 2012 at 01:12 PM
AC Hammer?
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 25, 2012 at 01:23 PM
#1. He don't look anywhere near 160#
B. Moonshine is his muse.
iii. Does using a hammer mean he was on the Coal Miner's Daughter in the argument?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2012 at 01:41 PM
iii. Coal Miner's Daughter side
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2012 at 01:42 PM
You can have my hammer and my rolling pin when you can pry them from my cold, dead hands...
Posted by: the third woman | March 25, 2012 at 02:15 PM
Were they arguing about whether country music drives people to drink or if drunk people prefer country music?
Posted by: Steve | March 25, 2012 at 03:29 PM
Just imagine the bloodbath if Taylor Swift was involved.
Posted by: Guin | March 25, 2012 at 04:23 PM
I fail to see the rationale in a discussion of Lynn v. McIntyre ... now if it wuz Willie v. Billy, that'd be understandable ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 25, 2012 at 04:36 PM
If I had a hammer, I'd attack some people in the mornin'
And some other people in the evenin'
All over this land.
I'd hammer out alcohol-was-involved,
I'd hammer out saw-'em-open-for ...
Not very good -- maybe something that scans better will come to me. Probably not.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 25, 2012 at 06:43 PM
If defending Reba's legacy with my hammer is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 26, 2012 at 05:35 AM