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March 25, 2012

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

An argument about country music stars Reba McEntire and Loretta Lynn escalated into a domestic dispute that has Savannah-Chatham police looking for a man believed to have attacked two people with a hammer Tuesday.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Time for a little folk music. Everybody now: "If I had hammer..."

Obviously he was very upset, as his girlfriend claimed that Reba broke Lorreta's record for top country albums by a woman, which she did. But he
wouldn't listen, and was so hammered he grabbed one...

elon, I thought same thing...shall we continue singing...

"...I'd hammer Reba down.."

AC Hammer?

#1. He don't look anywhere near 160#
B. Moonshine is his muse.
iii. Does using a hammer mean he was on the Coal Miner's Daughter in the argument?

iii. Coal Miner's Daughter side

You can have my hammer and my rolling pin when you can pry them from my cold, dead hands...

Were they arguing about whether country music drives people to drink or if drunk people prefer country music?

Just imagine the bloodbath if Taylor Swift was involved.

I fail to see the rationale in a discussion of Lynn v. McIntyre ... now if it wuz Willie v. Billy, that'd be understandable ...

If I had a hammer, I'd attack some people in the mornin'
And some other people in the evenin'
All over this land.
I'd hammer out alcohol-was-involved,
I'd hammer out saw-'em-open-for ...


Not very good -- maybe something that scans better will come to me. Probably not.

If defending Reba's legacy with my hammer is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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