TODAY'S TIP FOR MOTORISTS
If an officer gives you a ticket, do not attempt to high-five him.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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March 06, 2012
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I agree never do that at all.
Posted by: Theresa | March 06, 2012 at 09:45 AM
Stick with head-butting.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 06, 2012 at 09:46 AM
Well, when you gotta go you...probably shouldn't.
Posted by: Steve | March 06, 2012 at 09:51 AM
They don't like noogies either.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 06, 2012 at 11:00 AM
... or wet willies.
... or purple nurples.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 06, 2012 at 11:45 AM
If a five doesn't work, don't try a twenty.
Posted by: Clankie | March 06, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Chest bump?
Posted by: mazar larry | March 06, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I saw "Audible Crack" open for Whitesnake.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 06, 2012 at 02:15 PM
For some strange and unearthly reason....ok, "unearthly" might be a little over the top....."audible crack" makes me think of that guy was was getting thrown out of a club or something due to flatulence....
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 06, 2012 at 05:31 PM
"WHO was", not "was was", or even "was not was".
I need more caffeine.
And git yer flatulence offa my lawn!
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 06, 2012 at 05:32 PM