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March 29, 2012

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using swans.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Send Tyson to Washington.

Their first mistake was naming him Tyson. They should have named him fluffy. Hard to be afraid of a Fluffy.

Tyson, named after Tyson Foods? That is scary.

Tyson is not just chicken anymore. The make a whole range of insects delicious meats.

At least they didn't name him Michael Myers!

I believe the swan was named after Mike Tyson, the boxer who added new meaning to the phrase "let me chew on your ear".

Swan. It's what's for dinner.

Swan is actually reasonably tasty, as compared to other water birds ... merely sayin' ...

In international news, France and Belgium this morning surrendered to Tyson, the only condition being that he stay in Britain.

Angela Merkel was seen in a book shop, asking for recipes for scwanwurst.

You can look for months trying to find the "good" side of a swan.
And there is no right end to one, either.
Pretty but best at a distance.

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