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Man Gets Ticket For Yelling At Cat
Good enough for us: His defense to officers was that he is “human.”
(Thanks to Dan S., Jeff Meyerson and Ranald Adams, whose email ends: "Sent from my iPhone 5 prototype, which I found in a bar.")
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Get a rope!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2012 at 08:17 PM
furball abuse?
Posted by: ligirl | March 22, 2012 at 08:28 PM
If you're mean to a cat they will never forget. If they upset this fella that much he shouldn't have a cat. Never heard of giving a person a ticket for yelling at a cat though.
Posted by: Theresa | March 22, 2012 at 08:52 PM
"Officer, you misunderstand. I wasn't saying he was a d@mned pu$$y...I was saying I wanted some...I'm only human. "
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 22, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Goodness knows I get aggravated with my cat. She's loving and beautiful, but she p!$$es in the corner sometimes (not her litterbox) and thinks all food belongs to her once your back is turned. Since it's pointless, I don't, however, yell at her. Usually.
Posted by: Dmentd | March 22, 2012 at 10:33 PM
He wouldn't have gotten a ticket fer yellin' if he'd've merely had a little "Cat Trap" in the back yard ...
Y'know ...
"PULL"
'MEOWRRRRR' ...
"BLAM!"
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 23, 2012 at 01:13 AM
What a cat-astrophe.
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 23, 2012 at 05:46 AM
Man I would be in federal prison for how I yell at my dogs. Of course, they just ignore me.
Me YELLING: "Damit (that's what my dog's answer to now), you ate the sofa cushion."
Them: "What is she yelling about? Let's go pee on that big fluffy carpet."
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 23, 2012 at 08:27 AM
I'd've thought yelling at a cat would earn a Nobel Prize instead of a ticket.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 23, 2012 at 09:27 AM
Well, just thank God I don't live in Minn.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 23, 2012 at 09:51 AM
Amen, Cheese' ... we hasta visit there once in a while, but crossin' the Red River is perty much a huge NO! NO! in our lexicon ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 23, 2012 at 11:41 AM
As trainers say, you can get a cat to do whatever it wants to do. Yelling is of no use.
Posted by: Hanna | March 24, 2012 at 03:21 AM
Yelling at a cat is the new spitting into the wind.
Posted by: ferj064 | March 24, 2012 at 02:32 PM