TERRORISM UPDATE
Now they're using gophers.
(Thanks to Michael in Minnesota)
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March 12, 2012
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I have been warning you people about Minnesota gophers for YEARS, but did you listen?!? Overfed squirrels with a tail bob, clearly full of evil intent.
Perhaps you'll listen to me now, and the great Hoosier uprising will be stifled.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | March 12, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Gophers With a Lot of Gas wbagnfarb
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 12, 2012 at 10:58 AM
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
- C. Spackler
Posted by: fivver | March 12, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Minnesota Gophers?
Must've been a hockey player ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 12, 2012 at 11:33 AM
At least it was an UPDATED gopher.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 12, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong fivver, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Posted by: wiredog | March 12, 2012 at 12:18 PM
They have now updated this story TWICE.
That tells you more about the excitement level in Minnesota than my feeble sarcasm could ever do.
Posted by: padraig | March 12, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Great dialect story ... "Waal, it was bettern' chewin' a gas pipe in Coon Rapids, if'n y'all know what Ah mean."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 12, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Gopher-Chew Gas Leak WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 12, 2012 at 07:36 PM