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Police documents said the man would look up employee photos in the database. He “would pick out the attractive females and then on off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk and urinate on their chairs.”
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Unholy Slacker)
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I'm getting too old for these new fangled mating/courtship rituals. Wait a minute, I'm YOUNGER than that perv.
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2012 at 09:17 AM
I would say that if he's found guilty, the ladies should be offered the option of peeing on him.
But I'm afraid he'd like it.
Posted by: Steve | March 30, 2012 at 09:35 AM
That's what they call "wooing" where I come from.
--Ernest T. Bass
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2012 at 09:38 AM
So ... "The value of the damaged chairs was estimated at $4,500."
Does this mean they'll be filing an insurance claim?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 30, 2012 at 09:42 AM
Do you think he might be single?
Posted by: JG | March 30, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Could be worse. He could've peed on their hard boiled eggs.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 30, 2012 at 10:04 AM
This is how the Hef got started. Although he started at age 9.
Posted by: funny man | March 30, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Do you think he might be single?
JG,
Permanently.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 30, 2012 at 11:29 AM
It's that new dating service - peeHarmony.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2012 at 11:34 AM
(Penalty flag thrown at Layzeeboy). Oh that was bad.......lol
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Assuming each of the ladies used only one chair, that's over $1,000 per chair. What kind of farm bureau are they running there in Iowa?
Posted by: mazar larry | March 30, 2012 at 12:28 PM
mazar ... it's an insurance company, the way I read it ... at least that's mostly whut the FB (not FaceBook) does here in Nodak ... (they also lobby for farm interrests, but the insurance is a fairly big deal)
Insurance companies prolly have fancy office supplies, eh? (Or they're poopin' up the value for the damage claims?)
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 30, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Reminds me of the time I discovered someone had been using my desktop computer at work (around 2:00 a.m.) and searching porn. Only found out while I looked at temporary internet files to delete. This was back in the olden days before IT departments, turning computers off, using passwords, etc.
Turned out to be a security guard (who was fired), but I was SO grossed out and refused to sit in my office chair until everything was sanitized. Yuck.
Posted by: Coconuts | March 30, 2012 at 01:21 PM
Stories like this one make me glad I don't know any attractive females in Des Moines.
(Not saying that there aren't any; I remember a few from my days as a college student in Iowa.)
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2012 at 02:14 PM
Want to bet he took a deep sniff of the seat before spreading his pheromones?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2012 at 06:33 PM
"The man had worked in the information technology department and had access to all computers and the employee database...."
Geek sneaks peeks, takes leaks.
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2012 at 12:04 AM