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March 30, 2012

SUAVE

Police documents said the man would look up employee photos in the database. He “would pick out the attractive females and then on off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk and urinate on their chairs.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Unholy Slacker)

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I'm getting too old for these new fangled mating/courtship rituals. Wait a minute, I'm YOUNGER than that perv.

I would say that if he's found guilty, the ladies should be offered the option of peeing on him.
But I'm afraid he'd like it.

That's what they call "wooing" where I come from.

--Ernest T. Bass

So ... "The value of the damaged chairs was estimated at $4,500."

Does this mean they'll be filing an insurance claim?

Do you think he might be single?

Could be worse. He could've peed on their hard boiled eggs.

This is how the Hef got started. Although he started at age 9.

Do you think he might be single?

JG,

Permanently.

It's that new dating service - peeHarmony.

(Penalty flag thrown at Layzeeboy). Oh that was bad.......lol

Assuming each of the ladies used only one chair, that's over $1,000 per chair. What kind of farm bureau are they running there in Iowa?

mazar ... it's an insurance company, the way I read it ... at least that's mostly whut the FB (not FaceBook) does here in Nodak ... (they also lobby for farm interrests, but the insurance is a fairly big deal)

Insurance companies prolly have fancy office supplies, eh? (Or they're poopin' up the value for the damage claims?)

Reminds me of the time I discovered someone had been using my desktop computer at work (around 2:00 a.m.) and searching porn. Only found out while I looked at temporary internet files to delete. This was back in the olden days before IT departments, turning computers off, using passwords, etc.

Turned out to be a security guard (who was fired), but I was SO grossed out and refused to sit in my office chair until everything was sanitized. Yuck.

Stories like this one make me glad I don't know any attractive females in Des Moines.

(Not saying that there aren't any; I remember a few from my days as a college student in Iowa.)

Want to bet he took a deep sniff of the seat before spreading his pheromones?

"The man had worked in the information technology department and had access to all computers and the employee database...."

Geek sneaks peeks, takes leaks.

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