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March 29, 2012
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"We're not gonna take this sh1t anymore!"
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2012 at 08:30 AM
They actually do this in Minnesota, too.
Instead of a monetary tax, though, the MN Dept. of Revenue agent comes and confiscates 6.5% of the manure. Proceeds go toward the school lunch program.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 29, 2012 at 09:18 AM
And to think this wouldn't have happened if that one farmer hadn't stood up and yelled, "You ain't taxing sh_t!"
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2012 at 10:02 AM
...if the state encouraged people to take up animal husbandry..
there would be more sh**, and more perverts??
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2012 at 10:58 AM
...if the state encouraged people to take up animal husbandry..
Is the WVA or something?
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 29, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Their currency is the tenge? Somehow, I'm not inspired to invest.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 29, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Sumtimes, when a
personcritter is older, the mere act of "eliminating byproducts" can be a very taxing experience ... merely heard that sumwhere ...Posted by: O the Umanity | March 29, 2012 at 01:00 PM
Ssshh. Don't tell the Dems.
Posted by: Coconuts | March 29, 2012 at 03:31 PM
So... the more social legislation Washington produces, the richer Kazakhstan gets.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2012 at 04:28 PM
A no-bull idea!
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 29, 2012 at 10:32 PM