'PROJECT FROZEN DUMBO'
Scientist seeks deposits for elephant sperm bank
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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March 18, 2012
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Posted by: Theresa | March 18, 2012 at 05:03 PM
And you thought the bull sperm collection job was sh!**y. Wonder how big that probe is?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 18, 2012 at 05:17 PM
Oddly (in)appropriate YouTube link.
Posted by: Chris S. | March 18, 2012 at 05:48 PM
Oddly enough, my CAPTCHA-thing was "69wvva".
Clearly, something is going on between West Virginia and Virginia.
Posted by: Chris S. | March 18, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Well, you know what is gray and comes in quarts......
Posted by: Elmo | March 18, 2012 at 05:53 PM
Yeah Loudmouth, but don't forget: bit tips.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 18, 2012 at 06:30 PM
They do offer a free toaster with the first deposit, though.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 18, 2012 at 07:26 PM
How do you make an elephant smile?
I dunno, but maybe this does:This happens to trigger a muscle contraction that causes the elephant’s 1.5 metre long penis to retract into its cavity. This, according to the elephant insemination experts, takes some teasing out.
Posted by: funny man | March 18, 2012 at 07:34 PM
Seems like moving them around to other zoos to mate would be less trouble. They don't even have to pack a trunk.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 18, 2012 at 10:27 PM