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March 20, 2012


Here’s a tip for all the would-be drug runners out there – don’t move kilos of cocaine in a car with a personalized license plate reading “SMUGGLER.”

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)


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The drug trade continues to demonstrate a lack of intelligence.

Why do they s'pose it's called "dope" ... ?


Next vanity plate: JAILBIRD

Now wait ... not only did the car have a smuggler vanity plate, but she was also somehow involved with the Smuggler's Inn? Strains credulity a bit, for me. Did she stop for a bite at the Half-wit Drug Mule Cafe' too?

Was the box marked "ILLEGAL CONTRABAND"?

I think it was marked "NO DRUGS IN THIS BOX, NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

I'm seriously concerned about the lack of intelligence displayed by our criminals. First one of them asks a teller to hold his gun while he takes her money, another one posts his picture on Facebook while he's holding a stolen sign, and now this. The Community College system is missing a golden opportunity here.

They got her brain from a jar marked "Abby Normal"

Staying at "Smuggler's Inn"? She needs a new travel agent.

Just one little flaw in her clever plan.

She has a sign on her door saying
"The Smuggler is IN."

Hmmm. Doesn't look as funny, typed, as it did in my head when I thought of it. Sorry.

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