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May I second that?
Hell, no.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 01, 2012 at 08:27 AM
Though soothing and healthy for testicles, it's inappropriate to use cow brain paste for anything other than its primary function, which is, of course, brushing cow brains.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 01, 2012 at 08:32 AM
I beg to differ with the adjective "sustainable".
Ewwwwwww.
Posted by: Betsy | March 01, 2012 at 08:35 AM
Mrs. Inoue? Yes, this is Deputy Chang. We have your boy down here at the station on a squirting-cow-brains charge ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 01, 2012 at 08:42 AM
This is story is simply offal ...
(and the "reporter" misused that werd ... so he's also offal ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 01, 2012 at 08:57 AM
Since I haven't eaten breakfast yet I'm going to wait to read that story. Maybe sometime in 2040.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 01, 2012 at 08:58 AM
Prolly don't wanna go back to yesterday's threads either, n'cin' ... major spamminator outbreak back there ... din't the blog useta have a cleanup feature to eliminate that crapola?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 01, 2012 at 09:11 AM
I think I'll just send this guy my garbage cans and save the money on the disposal fee.
And "palate-cleansing"?
Is that what we in my childhood called "hawkin' up a goober"?
Posted by: Steve | March 01, 2012 at 09:13 AM
Perty much, Steve ... except they prolly ingest the ... um ... "product" ... rather than expectorate it ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 01, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Mark my words, Takashi, if still here, will be the first "restaurant" to serve the Japanese Feces "burger" we read about on this blog earlier.
And they will charge "elite" New Yorkers Between $46 and $142.88 a serving...
Because them Big Apple bigwigs will swallow anything..
Posted by: funny man | March 01, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Ever had a plate of chittlin's in the south, funny man? It is the one southern delicacy that I refuse to eat, look at, or be around when it is cooking. I know it's spelled 'chitterlings' but I spelled it like we pronounce it here.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 01, 2012 at 10:59 AM
EVERYONE knows you never put cow brain on testicles.
The testicles go "on" the cow brain....
Posted by: Gloria Vander Belts | March 01, 2012 at 12:48 PM
What happened to variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease?
Posted by: Elon | March 01, 2012 at 01:58 PM
Don't have a cow, man.
Posted by: Ralph | March 01, 2012 at 02:23 PM
Well, Elon, isn't it obvious? The victims are the ones eating this stuff.
Wonder if anyone ever stops and yells, "BRAIIINS!"
Before they're kicked out, I mean.
Posted by: Steve | March 01, 2012 at 04:43 PM