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Moron.
I was more interested in the article at the bottom about Naughty School Girl Night.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2012 at 08:59 AM
Check out the mugshot photo slideshow for some good laughs!
Posted by: Dan S. | March 28, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Have you ever SEEN the woods in Florida?
Neither has she, apparently.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2012 at 09:35 AM
If only we could hear those 9-1-1 tapes....
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2012 at 11:04 AM
... um ... minor technicality here ... if the handgun wuz in the cooler, she wuzn't "carrying" it ... and even if the FL law includes that provision, I'm thinkin' that the front yard is "private property" and therefore exempt ...
But yeah, she needed sum intervention ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 28, 2012 at 11:07 AM
From what I Have read about the critters in Fla. I wouldn't want my bare bottom exposed in the woods there.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 28, 2012 at 11:25 AM
She's 32?
Posted by: Coconuts | March 28, 2012 at 01:20 PM
Why didn't she just ask a bear? Or the pope?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 28, 2012 at 02:07 PM
That would be a waste of resources, Omni. She only needed to urinate.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 28, 2012 at 04:34 PM
DO NOT pee on a rattlesnake in Florida.
They don't enjoy the experience.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2012 at 05:56 PM
She couldn't see the forest for the pees.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2012 at 10:00 PM