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March 23, 2012

FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE DAY SO FAR

Boy with doped goat can compete in Colo. fair

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who saw Doped Goat open for Kiss.)

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Just because a substance is banned in 140 countries does not mean that it isn't safe.

Wasn't "Doped Goat" Rick Perry's Secret Service name?

I saw Doped Goat open for the Tubes.

It turns out the "competition" was a karaoke sing-off, making the doping of the feed even more puzzling.

"All you did was show up and show a goat,'

Show a goat what?

The goat was roofied?

I thought people at rodeos roped goats, not doped them. Have I had it wrong all these years? Think of all the fun I missed because of a simple misunderstanding!

Dopey Goats and Maresy Goats and little lambs eat marijuana.

This prompted officials to post a notice on all future
livestock entry forms for the fair:

SHOW A GOAT A GOOD TIME,
AND YOU"LL DO TIME FOR THE CRIME!

"someone tampered with the animals' feed their first night at the fair, making the goats sick. She said they found the goats the next morning gorging themselves on their feed, which had been dumped into the pen and mixed with strange pellets."

Wasn't that Barry Bonds' excuse, too?

Zo ... dia(boli)c scheme, eh?

THIS IS YOUR GOAT ON DRUGS (show shish kabob, or gyro, preferably with eggs frying) ANY QUESTIONS ?

Boy with Doped Goat is one of Vincent Van Gogh's lesser known paintings.

I thought that Harlan Ellison's A Boy and His Doped Goat was touching.

In my 'hood, I can now expect to start hearing "Man, that goat is dope!" any time now.

I be all gangsta and stuff. Word Perfect.

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