FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE DAY SO FAR
Boy with doped goat can compete in Colo. fair
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who saw Doped Goat open for Kiss.)
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March 23, 2012
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Just because a substance is banned in 140 countries does not mean that it isn't safe.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 23, 2012 at 08:29 AM
Wasn't "Doped Goat" Rick Perry's Secret Service name?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2012 at 09:24 AM
I saw Doped Goat open for the Tubes.
Posted by: wiredog | March 23, 2012 at 09:27 AM
It turns out the "competition" was a karaoke sing-off, making the doping of the feed even more puzzling.
Posted by: Dan S. | March 23, 2012 at 09:32 AM
"All you did was show up and show a goat,'
Show a goat what?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 23, 2012 at 09:48 AM
The goat was roofied?
Posted by: Steve | March 23, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I thought people at rodeos roped goats, not doped them. Have I had it wrong all these years? Think of all the fun I missed because of a simple misunderstanding!
Posted by: padraig | March 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Dopey Goats and Maresy Goats and little lambs eat marijuana.
Posted by: wiredog | March 23, 2012 at 10:56 AM
This prompted officials to post a notice on all future
livestock entry forms for the fair:
SHOW A GOAT A GOOD TIME,
AND YOU"LL DO TIME FOR THE CRIME!
Posted by: funny man | March 23, 2012 at 11:06 AM
"someone tampered with the animals' feed their first night at the fair, making the goats sick. She said they found the goats the next morning gorging themselves on their feed, which had been dumped into the pen and mixed with strange pellets."
Wasn't that Barry Bonds' excuse, too?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 23, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Zo ... dia(boli)c scheme, eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 23, 2012 at 12:00 PM
THIS IS YOUR GOAT ON DRUGS (show shish kabob, or gyro, preferably with eggs frying) ANY QUESTIONS ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 23, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Boy with Doped Goat is one of Vincent Van Gogh's lesser known paintings.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 23, 2012 at 03:33 PM
I thought that Harlan Ellison's A Boy and His Doped Goat was touching.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 23, 2012 at 06:24 PM
In my 'hood, I can now expect to start hearing "Man, that goat is dope!" any time now.
I be all gangsta and stuff. Word Perfect.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 23, 2012 at 09:25 PM