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March 19, 2012


Police Arrest Suspect Dubbed The ‘Crapper Scrapper’

(Thanks to Ersan Domangue)


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To be known in prison as the "turd burglar".

Bowl (not bowel) Bandit

Loo Looter

"Okay, who stooled on me", he asked cops.

Police have nothing to go on. I can't believe no one else has mentioned this.

Looks like the well lid hit him on the head a few too many times when he was getting a drink.

Yeah Clankie, I think he was suffering from BHTJ or Bad Hair Transplant Job. He should have called the Goldwater law firm and tried to steal money the honest way.

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