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March 29, 2012

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Bastard cabbage attacks!

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YUM

Urine-soaked eggs a spring taste treat in China city

Ew: Basins and buckets of boys' urine are collected from primary school toilets. It is the key ingredient in "virgin boy eggs", a local tradition of soaking and cooking eggs in the urine of young boys, preferably below the age of 10.

(Thanks to jon harris and The Amazing Steve)

CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:50 p.m. A Kalispell man found a suspicious post card in his mailbox and thinks he has a suspect.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE THE GUN WAS IN A CLEAR, ONE-QUART, RESEALABLE PLASTIC BAG

TSA officers charged with trashing South Beach hotel room, shooting gun

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT SPRINKLERS

Man wakes to find front lawn stolen

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THINK AGAIN

A homeless man in Alabama thought he was safe to pick up the head of a venomous snake since it had been decapitated by his friend using a machete.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using swans.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Man in a sombrero wearing a boxing glove jumps on Sacramento cop car and shouts his name

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(Thanks to Ralph)

A LOAD OFF OUR MIND

Ancient Ichthyosaur Mother Did Not Explode

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THIS IDEA TO WASHINGTON

Kazakhstan Taxes Manure

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS JUST IN FROM TURKEY

“Russian submarines gather intelligence through genies.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS GUESS THE STATE

The 20-year-old woman filled a small vodka bottle with somebody else's urine and paced it in her vagina...  However, the pee inside the vodka bottle failed the test, which led to her arrest.

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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