Dave Barry's Blog

PEOPLE OF SOUTH CAROLINA:

Do NOT go swimming.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NO DOUBT

Great pussy purge puzzles French town

(Thanks to Ralph)

DOES THIS MEAN THEY TAKE ONLY HALF OF IT OFF?

Half Off Men's Back Waxing!

(Thanks to jon harris)

NORTH DAKOTA: LAND OF GLAMOR

Bottles of urine stacking up in Oil Patch ditches

(Thanks to Fred Hudson)

A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND

Ontario Appeal Court strikes down ban on brothels

(Thanks to The Perts)

TOTALLY WORTH IT

Austrian saws off own foot to avoid work

(Thanks to jon harris)

GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME

Video: Ants mate with half-eaten, dying queen

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and John Gregg)

BECAUSE THAT, AFTER ALL, IS WHAT EASTER IS ALL ABOUT

Organizers of an annual Easter egg hunt attended by hundreds of children have canceled this year’s event, citing the behavior of aggressive parents who swarmed into the tiny park last year, determined that their kids get an egg.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

SPEAKING OF MAD MEN

Adolf Hitler featured in Turkish shampoo ad

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who observes: "Classy.")

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

More huge Gambian rats found on Grassy Key

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

KINKY

Thief steals front door, made to mount it

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

AND WE REGRET READING ABOUT IT

I Regret Eating My Placenta

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Man arrested after ‘abnormal bulge' in underpants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Basically it is an Ant-farm that you can wear DIRECTLY on your arm.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

Hendersonville man charged with tampering beer

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)