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March 22, 2012

GOT ANY QUARTERS, DUDE?

Cannabis vending machine opens in New Zealand

(Thanks to Andrew Simmons)

THE CONTINUING ASSAULT ON OUR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS

Man Gets Ticket For Yelling At Cat

Good enough for us: His defense to officers was that he is “human.”

(Thanks to Dan S., Jeff Meyerson and Ranald Adams, whose email ends: "Sent from my iPhone 5 prototype, which I found in a bar.") 

TRYING TO CATCH AN EXPRESSSSSS

Snake Found in Grand Central Station!

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

SOON TO OPEN FOR LADY GAGA

Firefighters in drag.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

QUESTION OF THE DAY SO FAR

Why Are There So Many Toilet Robots?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Vaguely Related Updates:

Toilet Yoga.

Urine Art.

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO DRUGS, THE WAY WE DID WHEN WE WERE YOUNG?

Australia is hit by a teen vomiting craze.

Bonus Stupidness: Another phenomenon Vicky spoke of was "uni-coning" where teenagers go to McDonald's and order soft-serve cones and then plant them on their foreheads.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GUYS IN ACTION

A guy is worried that a certain tree is going to fall on his house. So he decides to chop it down.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

MARILYN HAGERTY UPDATE

The EatBeat goes to Le Barnardin.

(Thanks to Lani)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Giant boulder crashes into house

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL' DOES NOTHING

Blagojevich set to go grey in prison because disgraced Illinois governor won't have access to hair dye

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AW

Bride-to-be postpones wedding after splashing £3,000 on pet lizard

Vets found a tumour on George’s face, so Miss Griffiths spent her savings on treatment rather than have him put down. The chemo sessions, which were successful, were the first for a bearded dragon in Britain.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

Sculptor Stuart Murdoch has built what he hopes will be confirmed as the world's largest deckchair.

Giant_deckchair_pa

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY

Today is International Talk Like William Shatner Day.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A power meter.

(Thanks to the Perts, Bill Hudgins and Lisa Gibson)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Blue-Tailed Skink Declared Extinct in Hawaii

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

PRIORITIES

Internet Access More Important Than Sex, Alcohol: BCG Study

(Thanks to jon harris)

 
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