Dave Barry's Blog

TRY THE SHOE DEPARTMENT

American search team fails to find women's G-spot

(Thanks to jon harris)

CSI: EL PASO COUNTY

El Paso County sheriff's investigators are questioning suspects in connection to vandalism at Clint High School reportedly committed by a group of people dressed as penguins.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER....

...for Horny Viking Mice.

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOTED

Here’s a tip for all the would-be drug runners out there – don’t move kilos of cocaine in a car with a personalized license plate reading “SMUGGLER.”

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

TIME FOR AN INTERNATIONAL RELIEF EFFORT HEADED BY, AT MINIMUM, BONO

New Zealand is out of Marmite.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and David Emery)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Atlanta-Area Man Arrested for Slapping Police Horse on Rear End

(Thanks to Jack Splat)

EVEN THE ROBOTIC ONES ARE SNEAKY

Robot Squirrel Confuses a Snake

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Related: Squirrels eat 10,000 tulips in Windsor, Ont., park

(Thanks to The Perts)

REAL MEN OF GENIUS

He needs to patent this.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

MEANWHILE IN THE ONGOING DRAMA FEST THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:55 a.m. Someone reported that a distressed dog on Somers Avenue was wrapped around a mailbox.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AND AFTER A HEARTY SNACK OF FRIED MICE...

...you can go for a drive.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHO'S UP FOR SOME AUTHENTIC CHINESE FOOD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SHOPPER ALERT

Father's Day is coming.

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

An Australian Jersey Shore.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)