Dave Barry's Blog

FAMILY TRIP OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Har.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

'PROJECT FROZEN DUMBO'

Scientist seeks deposits for elephant sperm bank

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

IDAHO POLITICAL UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Idaho Political Update.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THE REASON IS THAT THEY ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN

So, armed with a box of crackers, Eyewitness News went to the park to see how the squirrels acted. What we found out is that there is a reason for the aggressive squirrel behavior.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Ralph)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Lil Wayne's Louisiana mansion cited for high grass

(Thanks to The Perts)

IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HER OVER, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Sen. Taylor sent box of excrement by mining bill supporter

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Pledger apparently didn't want to be questioned over his wig weaving skills and got mad, and a few hours later, walked into the salon, allegedly armed.

(Thanks to jon harris)