Dave Barry's Blog

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

A bikie has been charged after police allegedly found thousands of dollars wedged between his buttocks, as well as 300 ecstasy pills and $22,000 in cash hidden in the dashboard of a car.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

VOTE AGAINST HIM AT YOUR PERIL

"Idol" Finalist Has Five Active Arrest Warrants

(Thanks to John Gregg)

SARDINIA, OHIO, CRIME REPORT

Yikes.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF TOILET SNAKES

It continues to worsen.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MONTANA SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Montana Sports Update.

(Thanks to Poker)

THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Lizards Being Trained for Space Mission

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

YOUR CANADIAN TRAFFIC REPORT

Chickens loose on Highway 401 after crash

This has been Your Canadian Traffic Report.

(Thanks to The Perts)

CLASSY

Bobble head dolls of President Lincoln's assassin taken off the shelves of Gettysburg gift shop

(Thanks to Catherine and queensbee)

HANG ON JUST A LITTLE LONGER, TRENTON CITY HALL

Toilet paper is on the way.

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

WE SAW VAMPIRIC IMPLANTS OPEN FOR THE TINY RECON SCOUT SNAILS

Vampiric Implants Turn Snails Into Tiny Recon Scouts

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

WHAT?

Why Interacting with a Woman Can Leave Men "Cognitively Impaired"

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Should extinct animals like the woolly mammoth be cloned?

(Thanks to The Perts)

Seems like a fine idea to this blog.

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

The Unspillable Beer Machine.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CSI: LAKELAND

Authorities say a man walked into the Papa John's in Lakeland, donned the restaurant's 6-foot-tall pizza costume, and walked right out the door.

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

If you watch the video: The real action starts at around the 1:10 mark.