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March 13, 2012

SPEAKING OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Entire Arena Football team cut during pregame meal at Olive Garden

The game was still played, with unfilled roster spots being taken by replacement players, some of whom arrived to the arena minutes before kickoff. One backup quarterback switched teams before the game after getting "drafted" during a pregame selection.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

MARILYN HAGERTY UPDATE

She's huge.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT NETS OVER THEIR HEADS

Houston cops say thieves stole a bee hive

(Thanks to The Perts)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Woman arrested for beating boyfriend with jar of jellyfish

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who saw Jar of Jellyfish open for Sting)

EW

Just, ew.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Harter, who was stopped by police after being spotted swerving and speeding, "bolted" toward the edge of the crossover and jumped into the rough, 60-degree waters immediately after being asked to perform field sobriety tests, the newspaper reports.

(Thanks to Karen in Panama City)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Pulverized Potties.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

SEND THIS FROG TO WASHINGTON

Ribbet.

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(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BAD LIBBY

Libby, a five-year-old cross-breed, was competing at the Crufts dog show when nature called at an awkward moment.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimbsy)

ADVISORY TO AUSTRALIANS THINKING OF GOING SWIMMING:

Don't.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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