Dave Barry's Blog

JUST WHEN YOU THINK ALL THE GOOD BAND NAMES HAVE BEEN TAKEN...

...you realize you're probably right.

WOOF, DUDE

Dogs in Australia lick toads to get high

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

BASEBALL: A MAN'S SPORT

Price hurt toweling off, has to come out

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

GOD HELP US IF IRAN GETS HOLD OF THIS

The Stealth Toilet.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON ALSO

Thousands of Taiwanese farmers pelted pig excrement and rotten eggs at a government building Thursday in protest of a plan to allow imports of U.S. beef containing a growth drug.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

STAND TALL, GRAND RAPIDS

On Thursday evening, 607 revelers packed a downtown city block and donned chicken beaks, clucking their way to the record for the most people wearing animal noses at a single venue.

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Chimp Cops Arbitrate Disputes

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

THIS WILL MAKE SOME OF YOU FEEL REALLY OLD

Spring Break, 1962.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Let's twist again, like we did 50 years ago.

THE REAL MARCH MADNESS

Shed of the Year 2012 entrants

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

NORTH DAKOTA DINING BEAT

Long-awaited Olive Garden receives warm welcome

(Thanks to jon harris)

While you're in Grand Forks, do not miss lift station number 16.

NEWS YOU CAN USE

Women who have just finished ovulating 'are best at spotting snakes'

(Thanks to Ralph, who asks, "Trouser snakes?")

IT WOULD SURVIVE FOR ABOUT 15 SECONDS ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

An invisible Mercedes.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)