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March 02, 2012

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

A council in eastern Victoria has issued a warning about potentially dangerous pine cones falling from a tree in the town of Warragul.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

We saw The Potentially Dangerous Pine Cones open for Phish.

THIS IS BASICALLY HOW WE MAKE PANCAKES

Truck Fire Burns More Than Ton Of Butter On Ky. Interstate

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

PEOPLE OF DURANGO:

Have you sent in your bear survey?

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

If it helps, apparently there are some big ones watching on the asteroid.

WHY WE LOVE DOGS

They're useful.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CANADA: LAND OF MYSTERY

A Red Deer dentist has found a peculiar way to combine his love for rock and roll with a passion for oral hygiene.

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN!

Suit: Animal toe found in dip package

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Alleged bra bandits busted in Boca Raton

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

OOPS

Message should have said "gunna" as in "going to" but changed to "gunman"

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie, who says, "Smartphone, my ask." Also thanks to The Perts.)

THAT OPTION COSTS AN EXTRA $14.50 PER DAY

Women find snake in trunk of rental car

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

THEREBY FREEING HUMANS TO ENGAGE IN MORE USEFUL ACTIVITIES

Tiny flying robots play the James Bond theme song.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

WHAT DO THE BEARS EAT UP THERE?

Scientists say big asteroid bears watching

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who suggests we send up pots of honey)

WHY EVERYBODY SHOULD STAY INDOORS AT ALL TIMES

Peeing Frenchman suing Google for making him laughing stock

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Brian Duval, who says, "In Google's defense, it can be very difficult to get a picture with someone not doing this in France.")

THEY CAN ALSO CURE ACNE

Teen Exorcism Squad

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Beyonce breastfeeds Blue Ivy in public while out for lunch with Jay-Z

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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