THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
(Thanks to Ralph)
We saw The Potentially Dangerous Pine Cones open for Phish.
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March 02, 2012
THIS IS BASICALLY HOW WE MAKE PANCAKES
Truck Fire Burns More Than Ton Of Butter On Ky. Interstate
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
PEOPLE OF DURANGO:
Have you sent in your bear survey?
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
If it helps, apparently there are some big ones watching on the asteroid.
WHY WE LOVE DOGS
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
CANADA: LAND OF MYSTERY
NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN!
Suit: Animal toe found in dip package
(Thanks to The Perts)
THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Alleged bra bandits busted in Boca Raton
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
OOPS
Message should have said "gunna" as in "going to" but changed to "gunman"
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie, who says, "Smartphone, my ask." Also thanks to The Perts.)
THAT OPTION COSTS AN EXTRA $14.50 PER DAY
Women find snake in trunk of rental car
(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)
THEREBY FREEING HUMANS TO ENGAGE IN MORE USEFUL ACTIVITIES
Tiny flying robots play the James Bond theme song.
(Thanks to Phil McAvity)
WHAT DO THE BEARS EAT UP THERE?
Scientists say big asteroid bears watching
(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who suggests we send up pots of honey)
WHY EVERYBODY SHOULD STAY INDOORS AT ALL TIMES
Peeing Frenchman suing Google for making him laughing stock
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Brian Duval, who says, "In Google's defense, it can be very difficult to get a picture with someone not doing this in France.")
THEY CAN ALSO CURE ACNE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Beyonce breastfeeds Blue Ivy in public while out for lunch with Jay-Z
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
