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Send it to Washington.
Posted by: Carl-Bear | February 14, 2012 at 06:13 PM
Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
Posted by: wingnut | February 14, 2012 at 07:00 PM
Wingnut - I KNEW there was a lawyer joke in there somewhere!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 14, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Whoa! I've heard of wolfing down your food, but
"sharking down your food" looks more dangerous.
Posted by: funny man | February 14, 2012 at 09:13 PM
We're gonna need a bigger napkin.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 14, 2012 at 10:48 PM
And this just in from the Republican primaries...
Posted by: Steve | February 14, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Still more sloppy "journalism" ...
" ... waiting at the bottom of the ocean floor for their pray to pass by ..."
Mebbe that shark wuz prayin' to not be eaten?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 15, 2012 at 01:30 AM
That fat shark is gonna need some cellulite cream.
Lawyer cannibalism.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 15, 2012 at 06:50 AM
Wobbegong -- where all the thrills are above average.
Posted by: Ralph | February 15, 2012 at 07:06 AM
But would it ride the people mover?
Posted by: wiredog | February 15, 2012 at 08:50 AM
This reminds me....
I need to file my taxes.
Posted by: Greg Snow | February 15, 2012 at 09:04 AM
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Steve | February 15, 2012 at 10:27 AM