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February 18, 2012


Westbrook Police Look For Man Who Didn't Rob Bank

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


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They are also looking for a man that was thinking about jaywalking and another one that almost pulled into a handicapped parking spot.

This sounds like a Buddhist riddle or some similar thing.

Also, thanks for not asking.

The man was asked to remove the dark colored hat and was wearing another lighter colored hat under it, the man was then asked to remove the ski mask and mistakenly removed his entire face.

And the police dog didn't bark?

This "story" has me puzzled ...

If he wuz wearin' a ski mask, how did they observe all those details about his description?

Oh. Clark Kent is alive and well, and moonlighting as a bank officer ...

It was me, I didn't rob the bank.

must've lost interest

i'm looking for a man who didnt help me take out the garbage the other night.............

Armed robbery. He had arms hanging from his shoulders. Huh?

'Twuzn't Moi Ownself, q'bee ...

I didn't rob the bank neither.

Soon, when hoodies are universally outlawed, only outlaws will wear hoodies....or something like that.

I suggest we defiantly wear hoodies and not rob banks!

He was going to rob the place, but he lost interest.

So now it's a crime to wear a mask and not rob a bank? WTFBBQ?

Maine in February, a man wearing a ski mask and cap. He shouldn't be hard to find. Or maybe not find.

Several thousand suspects are still at large....

Let that be a warning to you kids who are thinking of crossing my lawn!

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...

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