THIS EXPLAINS A GREAT DEAL
1.8 MILLION dead people still registered to vote in the U.S., study says
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that they all have Florida drivers' licenses)
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February 14, 2012
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So that's Romney's secret.
Posted by: Rich Klinzman | February 14, 2012 at 06:45 PM
They're all in Chicago. How else does a city that is overwhelmingly african american keep electing white guys for mayor?
Posted by: wingnut | February 14, 2012 at 06:51 PM
You have to register to vote?
Posted by: nursecindy | February 14, 2012 at 08:17 PM
A sign that Rrpublicans face stiff opposition this year.
Posted by: Clankie | February 14, 2012 at 08:18 PM
Newt: Citizens, Mitt Romney has proposed the discontinuation of Social Security for dead people since he became governor of Massachusetts!
Mitt: That is not true, Newt. In fact, as governor, I enacted legislation to increase Social Security for the dead, as well as marriage rights for all dead couples. Your propsed "Don't Die, Don't Tell" policy, on the other hand was a clear act of hostility toward Dead Americans.
Santorum: Wait, Mitt, do you or do you not believe that marriage should only be permitted between a dead man and a dead woman?
Mitt: Well, I -
Paul: It doesn't matter. The government has no business peeking into people's coffins.
Fox Moderator: Thank you all. Next question: please give us your reaction to President Obama's proposed redistribution of wealth from the living to dead people?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 14, 2012 at 09:03 PM
Snork @ Meanie!
I understand Rush L. is personally organizing a
"get out the dead" registration drive! Such a civic minded persona!!!
Posted by: funny man | February 14, 2012 at 09:09 PM
AG Eric Holder is investigating voting discrimination against Zombie-Americans.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 14, 2012 at 11:41 PM
n'cindy ... no, we don't hafta register to vote ... in Nodak ... we's the only state that does NOT have voter registration ... we also have one of the lowest rates of election fraud ...
This is all true, prolly becuz in Nodak, everybuddy knows everybuddy else ...
(BTW, latest numbers indicate that Nodak and prolly part of Montana could see as large an increase as p'haps 500,000 "new residents" becuz of the Bakken Oil Boom ... sum are sayin' mebbe even 1 million ... that'd TRIPLE our population ... ick, to coin a phrase)
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 15, 2012 at 01:27 AM
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Posted by: Dead Voter | February 15, 2012 at 05:03 AM
What's all this talk about FREE elections?
Here in Boston they freakin' pay ya to vote
Posted by: poker | February 15, 2012 at 07:51 AM
Of course, most of the dead voters THOUGHT they were voting for Pat Buchanan...
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 15, 2012 at 09:33 AM
I'm assigned to vote on behalf of one of the victims from the Valentine's Day Massacre. And Jesus Rodriguez. I get them mixed up sometimes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 16, 2012 at 08:34 AM