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Sex on first date more likely for Android users

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Dan S.]

(Survey sponsored by Android)

Android's marketing department deserves a raise!

[O the Umanity]

Quote excerpted: "BlackBerry users were the most likely to consume alcohol on a first date — 72 per cent."

Um ... that'd be becuz they're waitin' ... and waitin' ... and waitin' ... becuz it's MS oriented?

[nursecindy]

I don't have an Android phone so what's my excuse? I mean, that's awful. Tramps.

[funny man]

Are the corollary's true?

I mean, are Android users the most likely to spread or
come down with an STD/STV?

Are Android users most likely not to call (ever)?

and are Blackberry users most likely to "rufee" a drink?

Inquiring minds want to know. And I thought the survey was co-sponsored by match dot comm?

[Ralph]

These aren't the droids you're looking for … You can go about your business … Move along, Move along.

[wingnut]

I clicked the link thinking Android was a new intimate aid for men.
I'm going to bed now. The geezer bus quit making rounds an hour ago.

[ferj064]

I guess I'm not getting any because I'm still using my rotary dial Princess phne.

[Diva]

*runs out to get an Android*

[O the Umanity]

*Fires up the Geezer Bus for a housecall to wingnut's*

[Meanie the Blue]

*Curious about the Service Providers*

[O the Umanity]

"Curious ... Yellow?"

*Might as well camp out here on the Geezer Bus ...*