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February 09, 2012


Dolphins Reported Talking Whale in Their Sleep

(Thanks to funny man)


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Oy vey!

OK ... but are they better conversationalists than a vegetable?

Dory: "Oh big fella! Whale! Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo... Weeee neeeed ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon."
Marlin: "What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?"
Dory: "Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?"
Marlin: "Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away."
Dory: "Cooome baaaaack!"
Marlin: "He's not coming back. You offended him!"
Dory: "Maybe a different dialect."
Marlin: "Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach."
Dory: "Maybe I should try humpback."
Marlin: "No, don't try humpback. Alright, now you actually sound sick."
Dory: "Maybe louder."
Marlin: "Don't do that!"
Dory: "Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?"

This is what the dolphin husbands claimed when the dolphin wives heard them speaking Whale in their sleep. A lengthy conversation ensued...

Are we sure they're not just snoring?

it may only SOUND like yiddish to you gentiles.
it could very well be klingon.

I'm sure I saw Talking Whale opening for Phish.

Male dolphin: All right Doris. You can talk in whale all you want but if I hear you say the name Flipper one more time he's gonna sleep with the fishes.

The whale may be guilty, but hearsay evidence is inadmissable. And why did the police accept the report from sleeping dolphins?

France, huh ? Well, when they start singing like Edith Piaf in their sleep, let us know.

@ Queensbee: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

Cindy, I thought Flipper was a dolphin.

But my friends tell me this could totally change Star Trek. If dolphins could speak whale, who needs to save the whales?

“Can you answer the question, ‘What is it like to be human?’ ”
No. But I can say that I have never thought a computer-generated image of a woman to be attractive.
It lacks something.
Real women, though, that's a different matter.
There have been women in my life...
I could tell when they walked into the room. Not because I heard or saw them; simply because my heart started beating faster.
Sometimes, the worst in life is to catch what you're chasing.

The Miami Dolphins speak whale??? In their sleep???

Will wonders never cease, and can the Apocalypse be far behind?

Steve may want to check out that link a while back about the guy who had sex with a dolphin I think.

We can only hope that vast amounts of French taxpayer dollars were involved before the dolphins surrendered.

Wait, dolphins can speak Welsh? The Welsh can't even speak Welsh!

Well, LeDud, I do like seafood.
But it's more a gastronomic thing.

Could just be gassy stomach.

Ennybuddy seen mud' around the dolphin tank?

It may sound like whales to humans, but you would need to compare the dolphin sound audio spectrographs to the prints of whales to confirm it.

geez, i was gonna write a poem here, but since i've been insulted...

(i really liked steve's observation)

Insult? Sorry y'all tooken it that way, mud' ... the inquiry wuz offered in a sense of respect fer a reputation as bein' Farteur par Excellance ...

I apologize fer my egregious derogatoriness.

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