STUDLY
Spider's Detachable Penis Finishes Without Him
(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Ralph)
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February 01, 2012
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"Detachable Penii" WBAGNFA ... um ... Happiness Toy store?
(Wonder how long the batteries last ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 01, 2012 at 03:14 PM
Does Dave realize he once wrote a column about a song called 'Detachable Penis'?
Posted by: poker | February 01, 2012 at 03:30 PM
I knew they sometimes start up before we're ready...
Posted by: padraig | February 01, 2012 at 04:03 PM
The real question is: did it finish without her?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 01, 2012 at 04:42 PM
There have been times when this would have come in handy...like when we're right in the middle and I'm thinking, "Oh man, I need to take the garbage out and unload the dishwasher." I could have left detachable Mr. Happy with my wife and gone about my chores.
Posted by: Scott | February 01, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Multitasking ... the potential to end war and save relationships, eh, Scott?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 01, 2012 at 05:22 PM
The sad part is that unless you're a lizard, it won't grow back.
That also applies to lounge lizards, who usually aren't real lizards genetically.
Posted by: funny man | February 01, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Dave incorrectly attributed the song in his story about "Detachable Penis". It is not by the Dead Milkmen, it is by King Missile. Is it weird that I know and remember that?
Posted by: Steve @ Secret Location | February 02, 2012 at 12:15 AM
Nope, S@SL ... now get off my lawn and onto the Geezer Bus ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 02, 2012 at 11:13 AM