NOTHING SAYS 'BE MY VALENTINE'
(Thannks to jpn haris)
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February 13, 2012
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Puts a newer, or perhaps older (Taiwanese) meaning on
the phrase "striving to get a head"....
Posted by: funny man | February 13, 2012 at 09:31 AM
I was tempted to make a bris joke, but I'll refrain.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 13, 2012 at 09:31 AM
Never confuse "head" with "head" IYKWIM.
When you ask someone for some head, be very specific/
Posted by: Gomez Adams, winking at Morticia | February 13, 2012 at 09:33 AM
Guys, unless you want your head handed back to you on a silver platter, I would strongly advise against this. Remember, diamonds are a girls best friend.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 13, 2012 at 09:36 AM
Be My Valentine! Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever....
Posted by: Punkin | February 13, 2012 at 09:44 AM
NC,
Maybe we could give discount "waxes" to those guys who fail to give their loved one
expensiveappropriate Valentines?Posted by: MikeyVA | February 13, 2012 at 10:22 AM
This certainly ups the ante from that van Gogh fella's idea of a romantic gift.
Posted by: padraig | February 13, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Mr. Corleone?
Posted by: wiredog | February 13, 2012 at 10:38 AM
All I got for my wife and daughter was a shih tzu.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 13, 2012 at 10:42 AM
That's the headlines, and now the noose.
Posted by: Ralph | February 13, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Good idea Mikey. We'll rip the first strip off wax off so it hurts and tell them if they pay more we'll be more careful with the remaining 35 strips.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 13, 2012 at 12:02 PM
OK ... lemme see if I've got this correct ... first they sever a head ... then they Taiwan on ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 13, 2012 at 12:02 PM
offof. I got so excited thinking about stripping blog guys that I forgot how to spell.Posted by: nursecindy | February 13, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Excited? Or in the case of certain really OLD-type guys, panic-stricken?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 13, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Modern day severed head substitute: rip a urinal off the bathroom wall.
Posted by: Clankie | February 13, 2012 at 01:09 PM
What do you mean, "can I exchange it"?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 13, 2012 at 01:22 PM
"Not without a receipt."
That's whut they usually tell me ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 13, 2012 at 01:36 PM
I don't know, cindy. A "this could be you, unless..." would make quite a successful Valentine, I think. At least until the cops come.
Posted by: Elon | February 13, 2012 at 01:57 PM
That's right diamonds are a girls best friend not a severed head. Although flowers and candy will sometimes have to do.
Posted by: Theresa | February 13, 2012 at 04:59 PM
Reflections on Ice-breaking
Candy
is dandy,
but liquor
is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 13, 2012 at 05:04 PM
Then there are the jerky women who would inevitably lament, around ancient Starbucks, that Mabel's severed head was bigger than theirs or that they were saving up for a house so, "He only got me a monkey head for now".
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 13, 2012 at 06:19 PM
Well, that's one way to get a head.
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 14, 2012 at 04:19 AM